Well yesterday you heard of my harrowing tale with those women that could model for women on steroids but today I wanted to talk about another journey I had while visiting zombieland. Well it’s not really zombieland as one would know it but it certainly was an interesting vacation that’s for sure. As you can see by my pictures, it’s taking me a while to heal from the wounds and so have been out of commission on any modeling jobs or fashion shows. [sniffles sadly as she thinks about her dwindling career before squealing as one of her eyeballs pop out and hang down her face. She starts emitting tiny squeaks and chants of "ew", "gross", and "oh my god!" as she valiantly tries to stuff it back in the socket without getting too much eyeball juice on her fingers.]

Okay…well…it seems that you are all lucky enough to see me in a new light! But as I was saying I had gotten an invitation to check out Bailers Outfitters and their new Halloween attraction. They promised that it would be scary beyond belief and to bring a few of my friends in case I passed out from the shock. Needless to say I’m one that likes to live dangerously and decided to brave the untested waters and haunted lands by my lonesome and I’m glad to say that I’m still standing. It seems when you first teleport in you end up at the mainstore and will have to walk down the stairs to the UFO sighting to get to the truly spooky part of the attraction. Beware of that staircase! That fall could be a killer! Fortunately I had duct tape and reinforced staples holding me together so I didn’t have to worry overmuch. [Grins]

There were a few people shrieking and crying as the zombies chased them around the graveyard. It seems looking like Freddy Krugar’s construction paper project can open a lot of doors for you and keep your butt alive in some pretty sticky situations! It seemed like my look became my automatic pass and I was taking full advantage of it, sitting down at the local Bait & Burgers shop as I watched the ghosts and ghoulies scare the residents. I have to say that despite the disgusting and misleading name they had some awesome rare meat which is something I normally stay away from considering the calories but as I said- I like to live dangerously!

Now even looking like death personified I had to dress up for the occassion and what better way than to go through my gothic dresses and outfits. This is one of those times of the year that you get to go all out and pretty is just overrated and disdained. It’s time for the ugly ducklings to take back their crown for one week of the year and rock it out! The outfit I decided to don tonight was a cute little sassy number by She Wants Revenge. I will note that there have been a few rumors about this particular designer but as I do not have all the facts I’m not going to be one to speculate and instead just enjoy! I think the red of the dress really brought out the blood seeping from my stitched wounds don’t you? [smiles sweetly]

Be sure to join the Starwalkers and Best of SL groups for more information on upcoming attractions for the coming Halloween night. It’s a great way to get out with your friends and enjoy all the scary ghoulies!

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[Gasps and grunts as she falls on the computer to begin typing, frowning at her pinky hanging by a piece of bone before picking up a nearby stapler and placing it back on. She gives her hand a flex before descending on her poor computer, pounding on the keys hard and fast.] I knew this day would come! I hoped it wouldn’t but I knew it would and silly me they caught me off guard to in the back room after one of my fashion shows. [Shakes her head in disgust] Let me start from the beginning my dear friends and readers. I was just finishing up with a Halloween fashion show when three burly, hairy fat models- yes those witches were as big as my condominium- if I had a condo that is! [Harumphs in satisfaction at the dig and continues] Let me also add they had huge hips that it was a wonder they could make it through the door of the auditorium!

Now as I was saying. These….*bleepin bleeps* (I’m sure kid avi’s probably read this ya know…) dragged me behind the bushes after everyone had left the stadium and proceeded to hold me down- I think one of them actually sat on me with her buick hips but I was having the air crushed from my delicate lungs so I really couldn’t say for sure- and they began to argue on what to do about me. I gleaned a few tidbits as I was huffing and puffing for precious gasps of air. These Bitc…..*bleeps* were jealous! I know what you’re thinking! It’s crazy! [glares at the reader] You do NOT have to agree so readily ya know! But they were jealous of little old humble and sweet me! Now I know I’m a fine specimen and many may be envious of me in some ways but that does not mean that it calls for what they did to me. I won’t go into the gory details so much but I will say that it involved a box cutter, salad fork, two AA batteries, a wedge lime, and a small skinny and long legged rat…On second thought it may have been a chihuahua- I’m beginning to think one of these *bleepity bleeps* was Paris Hilton but don’t quote me on that. As I was said earlier I was running on precious little air supply.

So after they finished their nefarious actions and the skinny rat thing finished humping my foot they left me for dead, never even suspecting that I would survive but look at me now you *bleepers*! I was lucky they had a roller cart nearby- those big rolling carts that you can find at Home depot when you’re been so greedy on your shopping spree that not even a normal shopping cart can hold your crap. After gather my bits and pieces on it I began to roll and push myself to the nearest hospital- 10 miles away!! The doctors looked at me like I was a freak- actually what they really did was laugh when I said I needed to be stitched up again because they thought I was playing some Halloween joke but after beating him and the nurse over the head with with my bloody stump of a leg they finally took me seriously and dragged me to the ER. I have no idea how someone in a few pieces could be playing a joke!

Now after I skipped out on my hospital bill- who would’ve thought 10 yards of string and a needle could cost so much- I had to run to a shop to get some clothes and was lucky enough to get out with this little number! Yes I stole it! (Not really. I couldn’t hobble fast enough and so got caught by the security guard and had to pay him with my last few bills that was stuck in my hair) And now here I am, telling you about my gruesome little story and I pray that those heffers don’t meet up with me one day. Watch out Paris! But it just goes to show you even that couldn’t stop me from rocking this outfit, a cute little number called Charm from the Wishbox along with my gorgeous updo from red Queen.

Happy Halloween!

Dress: Wishbox – Charm Dress – Black
Skin: Nikita Fride – Mazscara cherry lips – Pale
Eyelashes: Nikita Fride – Long Eyelashes Double Flowers
Hair: red Queen – Fay – Onyx

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It’s counting down and I’m going to be bringing you nothing but Halloween goodies until the big day to make sure that you have the perfect outfit and custom for All Hallows Eve! It’s going to be a night to revel in and enjoy to the fullest while letting your darkest desires reign free and I for one can’t wait to let my little devil out to play. [Grins]

I was sitting at home when I heard some fabulous news from RFyre and their hot new Halloween sale madness and just had to pop over for a peek at what they had. As anyone that has read any of my previous posts, you know that I like to think of myself as a budget fashionista and love to get clothes at a discount of a price. Something about getting designer clothing pieces for half the cost while the rest of the world ran out like fools to get it the minute it came out at an costly price. A few of the items weren’t really up to my taste but I came across a few other pieces that immediately caught my eye. Now I’m not one that is into period pieces overly much or in the role-play aspect of it. Hell even the thought of wearing a huge ball gown makes me itch and cringe at the lag disaster I know it can turn out to be.

But this gown immediately made me want to have it and I believe that’s a great quality for any outfit to have, especially coupled with the advertisement of it. Now the gown is called “Cake or Death- Crimson” and for some reason it reminded me of a hilarious comedian by the name of Eddie Lizard and one of his stand up shows. It also brought to mind Marie Antoinette, which I’m sure was their aim. The outfit comes with everything you need including some marvelously detailed period crimson ankle boots except a much needed pair of earrings and maybe a nice pearl ring. They also have the dress in black for those that would like to go a bit more gothic and brooding.

Now another outfit that made me tag it and bag it was a cute little doll number that matched the living doll skin I had perfectly. It had a bit of dark and brooding sass and playfulness to it that I loved. Instead of the overly used black they decided to throw in a splash of bold color through the stripes and a cute collar and some strapped shoes. I decided to dress it up a bit more to make it pop with a really bold hairstyle by Nikita Fride, a designer that has fabulous bold creations perfect for the Halloween season if you are interested in skins or hair to match that awesome new dress you got. Overall it was a fabulously successful hunt and I’m so glad that I decided to get up off my laurel and hit the shops! Happy Halloween hunting everyone!!

First Outfit

Hair: red Queen – Hush – Onyx

Skin: SOUL Skin – Tiffany

Outfit: RFyre – Cake or Death – Crimson

Second Outfit

Hair: Nikita Fride – Hat Hair Clip – Ice

Skin: Deviant Kitties – Living Doll Skin

Eyes: Deviant Kitties – Doll Eyes

Outfit: RFyre – Goth Doll 1

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